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> And? Did you like my breakfast?
> Delisjus Djorz.
> OK, lets talk businesss then. Do you know what NATO means?
> Of koors Djorz, Nors Etlantic Trietie Organysesjun.
> Very Good Jaap, a lot of people seem tot have forgotten that.
> O, but I hev a very goed memorie Djorz.
> And who rules the Atlantic Jaap?
> You doe Djorz.
> Right again Jaap, and I like it to stay that way, understood?
> Understoet Djorz.
> So no matter what the French or German say: I will sail my own course.
> Its a goed koors Djorz.
> But talk to those countries anyway, maybe it helps.
> I wil tok to dem Djorz.
> Fine, well, I will personally see to it you are appointed Jaap.
> Senks Djorz.
> Say Jaap, this Prime Minister of yours, does he always act so awkwardly?
> Wel Djorz, hie is not joest to American brekfests.
> Mm, he seems not to feel comfortably at all.
> Forgif him Djorz, he misses his modder.
> Is he not married then?
> Hie is Djorz, but stil diepending on his modder.
> That remembers me: I have to call my own mother today.
> Biefoor you doe that Djorz, there are sam crums on your lap, may I?